Make the Chili First (*A day ahead is a good thing!*): In large frying pan, cook the ground beef until done, chopping the meat until fairly fine while cooking. Drain grease. Add rest of ingredients, stir well, bring to a simmer, and simmer, stirring almost constantly, for about 10 minutes. Longer if you want it thicker. Cover and set aside.
Mix up both batters, funnel cake (*according to manufacturers directions) and beer batter, (in separate bowls), pour funnel cake batter into pitcher, set both aside.
In small to medium bowl, add Cheez Whiz and green chilies. Stir. Cover, and heat when ready. Prep any burger toppings you'd like such as lettuce, tomato, onion, etc. And slice green bell pepper into thin rings.
Grill your burger(s), tent to keep warm.
Heat oil, and make funnel cakes according to the manufacturer's directions. (*Takes only about 45 seconds.) Sprinkle with cheddar cheese powder using a mesh strainer.
Dip pepper rings into beer batter and fry until golden. (*About 2 minutes.)
While cakes and pepper rings are cooling a little, heat nacho cheese sauce and chili in the microwave, and burger also if need be. Microwave a corn dog, and slice. (*Mine only took 45 seconds.)
To Assemble: On a plate, place one cheese-powdered funnel cake, topped with lettuce, tomato, a burger, corn dog slices, spoonfuls of chili, a ladle (or 2!) of nacho cheese sauce, a fried bell pepper ring, and another funnel cake. Sprinkle more cheddar cheese powder on top, and you've got yourself the entire State Fair in one glorious burger!! Dig in and ENJOY!!!